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random sentence meme; halloween edition

eisiig:

  • “why can’t we just get in the running car?!”
  • “are you crazy? let’s hide behind the chainsaws!”
  • “what’s your favorite scary movie?”
  • “i see dead people.”
  • “got your nose!”
  • “it’s okay, he just wanted his machete back”
  • “trick or treat, motherfucka!”  
  • “Oh, but baby, finding ways for me to die is really your thing. Let’s not forget the O.J. knife with the not-so-retractable blade, the Jim Jones Kool-Aid, which was exactly that…”
  • “It’s alive! Look, it’s moving! It’s alive!! It’s alive!!! It’s alive!!!!”
  • “They’re heeeeeeeeeeeeere.”
  • “We all go a little mad sometimes.”
  • “i’ll be right back.”
  • “we should split up!”
  • “Oh, great. I’m sure we’ll all be mutilated beyond recognition by then.”
  • “You don’t… get it… do you? This house is pissed. It has no morals, cuz it’s a fucking house!”
  • “Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”
  • “who’s there?”
  • “I lied. The house is alive. We’re all gonna die.”
  • “here’s johnny!”
  • “looks like someone’s trailer park is showing.”
  • “someone got fucked, someone got killed, and i’m going to p.e.”
  • “hey, you wanna play the game, you gotta bring something to the table.”
  • “really, who needs a reason? we’re animals. It’s our nature to kill. remember?”
  • "hunting… I’d say hunting’s a lot better in the city.”
  • "by the way, props to you for killing everyone.”
  • “you’ll just have to distract her while I nab the pooch and make with the gore.”
  • "if I wasn’t here would you eat her?”
  • "bitten? on a full moon. now you’re hairy?”
  • “do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?”
  • “if I were gonna haunt somebody, this would certainly be the house I’d do it in.”
  • "darling, the only ghoul in the house is you!”
  • "it’s a pity you didn’t know when you started your game of murder that I was playing, too.”
  • "oh, I’m sure we’re not going to go running around the house shooting each other, aren’t you?”
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